Bike bling
I’m far from being a jaded hack (I’m a jaded ad ‘exec’) but I don’t generally get in a tither about riding new stuff.
However tonight I’m riding a Rocky Mountain Slayer with the most bling paint job ever! It’s not lacking in trickery either and looks? Well, it looks dead right. I hope it rides like it looks and that the slithery rocks around here are going to be kind to it 