U.C.T
Unnecessary Chamois Time….
copyright Fez Ferrentino
I know better, its been discussed by most of us at some time but on Sunday afternoon I fell foul of the UCT, I got home and had to hang around for a wee while in my riding shorts (for various reasons) I knew it was happening, I could feel the burn at the bottom of my cheeks, just at that point where the crease is !!
And then once out of the bath for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to apply some minty arse lard or Assoss Chamois cream as its technically known (I was obviously more dehydrated than I thought), thats not a good idea in any shape or form !!
so an unsettled night followed when I needed a good night sleep and woke on Monday morning feeling pretty sore and stupid, its eased a little over the day, enough to allow for an evening ride along the river, just under two hours in the sunlight.
Summer appears to have arrived 
Sore again now but at least I didnt put any more minty arse lard on !!
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May 14th, 2008 at 8:53 am
WTF are you wittering on about man?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
We’ve all been there, especially when there is post ride beer to be supped while you wait for your turn in the shower.