U.C.T

Unnecessary Chamois Time….

copyright Fez Ferrentino

I know better, its been discussed by most of us at some time but on Sunday afternoon I fell foul of the UCT, I got home and had to hang around for a wee while in my riding shorts (for various reasons) I knew it was happening, I could feel the burn at the bottom of my cheeks, just at that point where the crease is !!
And then once out of the bath for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to apply some minty arse lard or Assoss Chamois cream as its technically known (I was obviously more dehydrated than I thought), thats not a good idea in any shape or form !!
so an unsettled night followed when I needed a good night sleep and woke on Monday morning feeling pretty sore and stupid, its eased a little over the day, enough to allow for an evening ride along the river, just under two hours in the sunlight.
Summer appears to have arrived :-)
Sore again now but at least I didnt put any more minty arse lard on !!

 

2 Responses to “U.C.T”

  1. 360 Says:

    WTF are you wittering on about man?

  2. Kelvin Says:

    We’ve all been there, especially when there is post ride beer to be supped while you wait for your turn in the shower.

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